Boring Speakers Should be Jailed

That’s my philosophy. And if you can’t bring a little humor and entertainment to your audience as well, then you ought not be in the speaking business (but as long as you’re not boring, I’ll stop short of advocating jail time).

As you might expect then, if I speak at your conference, trade show or event, I promise to bring an informative, entertaining, and likely hilarious experience to the podium. I’m interactive, conversational and no-BS. Since I’m an adult and I speak for adults, my presentations often include adult language (although, as the father of two small children, I know how to dial it back for a more sensitive audience).

**What Do I Talk About?**
Over my professional career, I’ve acquired expertise on a variety of subjects — and I’m happy to share it with any audience who wants to listen. It makes me feel like a worthwhile human being. Here are some of the topics I can speak about with authority.

Using Google Adsense to Make Life-Changing Money
I’ve made $540,000 and counting with the program in less than six years, and it’s money that comes in automatically. As in, “while I sleep,” like those cheesy informercials and spam emails like to say. I show my audience the real, live statistics and explain how I got there.

Google Adwords Mastery
This is a very robust topic that gets its own page. See the “Consulting & Training” section.

Digging Yourself Out of Debt
When I started my agency in 2001, I quickly ran up $40,000 of credit card debt — and had no clients. I sold my blood, delivered Auto Traders and volunteered for medical experiments just to keep the lights on. But since 2006, our agency has earned between $1 and $1.5 million annually. I’ve been under a mountain of debt and dug myself out. So can you.

How to Win More Scholarships (for students & parents)
Since 2003, I’ve given away more than $100,000 of my own money to scholarship recipients around the world. I’ve read and judged thousands of scholarship essays, an experience that led me to write my “Confessions of a Scholarship Judge” book and start the website GiveMeScholarships.com. This is a very popular topic among students and parents everywhere. Apparently no-BS financial-aid speakers are in short supply! Discounted fees to student groups.

Intensive Resume Workshop (for students & adult job-seekers)
Also since 2003, I’ve been receiving sloppy, poorly-done resumes from entry-level and veteran job seekers alike. Most folks seem never to have received any guidance about how to craft a professional, bulletproof resume. Again, I was prompted to write a book and launch a website on the subject. The book is forthcoming, and the website is GiveMeAResume.com. Whether you’re a student who’s brand-spanking-new to the job market or a seasoned professional dusting off your resume during this rough economy, prepare for some eye-opening tips and killer advice on how to cut through the competition and get the job you want. Discounted fees to student groups.

Interested in booking? Drop me a line.